fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.